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: / Monty Python's Flying Circus / Spam / :
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Mrs. Bun: Have you got anything without spam in it?
Waitress: Well, spam, egg, sausage and spam. That's not got much spam in it.
Mrs. Bun: I don't want any spam.
Mr. Bun: Why can't she have egg, bacon, spam and sausage?
Mrs. Bun: That's got spam in it!
Mr. Bun: Not as much as spam, egg, sausage and spam.
Mrs. Bun: Look, could I have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam?
Waitress: Uuuuuuggggh!
Mrs. Bun: What d'you mean uuugggh? I don't like spam!
Vikings (singing): Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam ... spam, spam, spam, spam ... lovely spam, wonderful spam ...
Waitress: Shut up. Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
You can't have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam.
Mrs. Bun: Why not?!
Waitress: No, it wouldn't be egg, bacon, spam and sausage,
would it.
Mrs. Bun: I don't like spam!